JUST INCASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING ABOUT MY DAY MY DAD WOKE ME UP AT 6:30 IN THE MORNING MADE ME GET DRESSED FOR SCHOOL AND THEN TOLD ME I DO NOT HAVE TO GO.
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
No fuk off I like being fat
sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.