sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
fuck
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pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:
Zis if from mein spring collection
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Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE
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“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an African tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took each others hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.
When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said, ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the other ones are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are.)”THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
This is my favorite thing in the world.
♡☯☮✌☾✿❁
q’d x
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At my school we use this & I think it should be spread across the world..
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